“Stewie here – let me tell you a little bit about myself. I’m a little shy, but I accept bribes of delicious herbs & veggies to gain my friendship.

Once I see what you have to offer, I will gladly come out to visit and may even let you pet my nose. I’m not the biggest fan of being picked up, but once I’m bundled in your arms, I realize it’s not so bad!

I’m curious about other piggies and will visit with them from behind a barrier, but when I come face to face with them, I just boss & chase them around.

I guess the ones I’ve met weren’t destined to be BFF’s with me. Maybe someday I’ll find a buddy – and if not, I’m cool with flying solo!

So….why not stop by to meet me? (and PLEASE BRING SNACKS)”

My adoption fee is: $30