Let’s get a few things straight right away: I am stunning. Soft-Incredibly. Cuddly-Elite level. Modest?…we’re still working on that.

I’m what you might call a “full-time companion.” Wherever you go, I go. Bathroom? I’ll supervise. Couch? I’ll be there first. Bed? Perfect—especially if I can sleep directly on your head or gently drape myself across your face like the luxurious, purring blanket I am. Personal space is overrated anyway.

I do enjoy a good zoomie session with my cat friends and a proper toy chase—gotta keep these athletic skills sharp. But don’t worry, I balance that with plenty of snuggle time. Actually… mostly snuggle time. Preferably with me as the center of attention. Always.

If you’re looking for an independent, mysterious cat who disappears for hours… I respectfully suggest you keep scrolling. If you want a devoted, affectionate, slightly dramatic queen who will love you endlessly and insist on being within arm’s reach at all times—congratulations, you’ve found her.

Apply within. I’ll be waiting… right beside you.