Hey there, I’m Egg, the most egg-straordinary kitten you’ll ever meet! I found myself at this shelter after a hilarious mix-up. You see, I was left on the steps of the shelter in the early morning in a basket. They thought I was a breakfast donation! But when the basket meowed, they realized I was no omelette! I’m as sweet as a cinnamon roll, friendly as your favorite barista, playful as a puppy, curious as a crow, and smart as a whip. I’ve got the whole package. Why should you adopt me? Well, I can promise you a lifetime of laughter, companionship, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Plus, who wouldn’t want to tell people they have an Egg at home?