Back in my day….I had to walk 5 km uphill just to eat some leafy greens!

Things were tough back then, now all you kids have life pretty easy! Just like my name, I do everything that a human grandpa does. I tell great stories, I give cuddles, I entertain the kids, and love spending time with family. I would love to hang out with you and chat while you have your morning coffee.

As a senior piggy, I am arthritic and I don’t move as fast as I used to. I need an adopter that understands the needs of a geriatric fellow, like myself. I just want a nice, spacious and comfy living enclosure and for someone to love me for the rest of my days. I hope that you’ll consider letting me into your home for my golden years. Apply today!

…….Hey, youz kidz! Get off my lawn…

My adoption fee is $30.