Extremely shy

Create a Better Future for You and Patsy! Rewarding adoption position now open.

An exciting adoption opportunity has become available. Check the job description details below. This could be exactly the right fit for you and the lovely Patsy (aka Home Manager)!

Job Title: Feline Adopter Extraordinaire
Manager: Patsy X Quisite
Position type: Full time, part of the day at home (should be quiet and low activity)
Role: The role of the Adopter Extraordinaire is to ensure long-term, comprehensive care of the Home Manager, Ms Patsy X. Quisite.

Main Responsibilities:
– Providing affection and attention for the very lovable Home Manager
– Ensuring the Home Manager a quiet, safe environment
– Providing daily care (e.g., fresh food and water; clean litter boxes, etc.)
– Ensuring active daily playtime (mental stimulation) for the Home Manager

Qualifications: Committed, very patient, cat-savvy feline lover
Key Skills:
– Knowledge of a cat’s needs
– Ability to understand and interpret cat behaviour (e.g., the importance of the slow blink)
– Understanding the 3-3-3 Rule for Cats

Technical skills:
– Exceptional wand toy techniques
– Filling the treat ball with just the right number of treats

Compensation and Benefits:
– Sharing a loving, rewarding relationship with the Home Manager
– Satisfaction of providing a forever home for the Home Manager
– Entertainment as the Home Manager jumps, chases and catches her wand toys
– Lower stress, as proven in many studies

If this job description fits you to a T, don’t hesitate! Apply today! Love, Patsy