“Meow! Mew-meow, mew mew puurrrr. (Translation: Hi! I’m Ichabod, nice to meet you!)
Looking for a tutor in kittenese or catish? I’m your guy! I’m fluent in both, and my rates are very reasonable. Heck, for the right person, I’d even be willing to become your full time live-in teacher in exchange for room and board! You’ll be chatting fluently in no time at all! What do you say? People are always talking about wanting to learn a new language, and there’s no time like the present…
Apply to adopt me today! Say it with me: Mew mew mee-ow! (That means ‘see you soon’!)”
Good with Cats?
Not tested with Cats
Good with Dogs?
Not tested with Dogs
Good with Kids?
Not tested with Kids
Does this Animal have Special Needs?
Yes, Medical Special Needs (Requires a hypoallergenic HP diet.)