“Hi! I’m Zane and I’ve been down on my luck trying to find a new family to call my own. I’ve decided to put myself out there on this dating website called AARCS so please read my profile and hit the “Adopt Zane” button if you think we could be purr-fect soulmates!
Likes: Food (any kind), treats (any kind), toys (any kind – preferably laced with cat nip), chin scratches, back scratches, giving kisses, long naps on the couch while binge watching Netflix, fresh laundry.
Dislikes: Chores, sleeping alone, spiders, paying rent.
Distinguishing features: I have an orange batman mask on my face and a cute meow.
Hidden talents: Stealing your warm spot on the couch the second you get up, stealing a piece of every one’s heart that I meet, striking a good model pose when the camera comes out.
Ideal Soulmate: Someone who can give me scratches, kisses, and cuddles. Someone who is looking for a roommate that can’t pay rent, can’t wash dishes, and can’t cook their own meals but will repay you in purrs and snuggles.
If my likes and dislikes sound compatible with yours, come check me out! We will be best friends in no time.”
Good with Cats?
Not tested with Cats
Good with Dogs?
Not tested with Dogs
Good with Kids?
Not tested with Kids
Does this Animal have Special Needs?